1. when you are eating tuna directly from the can as meal, sprinkle a little dill weed on it. look, now it's fancy.
2. spray a $30 bottle of designer dry shampoo on the hair that you haven't washed in 3 days.
3. fold up that blanket that you used to sleep on top of your fully-made bed (which is what you do so that you never have to actually make it.)
4. do give yourself a pedicure, but just paint the toes that are visible through the peep toe.
5. put the coffee that you made with yesterday's old grounds in a fancy starbucks tumbler then walk around like you are cool.
6. tell everyone that the scarf you got from forever 21 is from "this cute little market" in (insert foreign country of choice).
7. when you get caught using dr. pepper lip smackers, remind people that rachel bilson recommended it in instyle magazine.
8. when you are rewearing yesterday's eye make-up, smudge it around so it looks like an on-purpose smoky eye.
9. if someone asks you why you are always wearing workout clothes in everyday life, tell them that you are a spokesperson for nike.
10. and finally, if/when you get caught trying on a pencil skirt over your running shorts in the middle of banana republic, there is no way to appear less cub style. just own it.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
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a motto of cub stylers everywhere-- just own it.
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